I was just told a funny joke.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Nelson Mandela’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man.
“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. ..He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
You had to have smirked, at least a little bit.
Other Tidbits & Fun
Birdmonster‘s new CD is finally available to buy. They’ve been posted about so much within the past 6 months, that it’s nearly impossible to believe that this is their first LP. It’s a tribute to both blogger and band alike, when 3 songs can cause so much hype around the blogging community. Kudos to the band and blogs! Go buy their debut, No Midnight, and check out a few tracks.
The Flaming Lips? Death Cab For Cutie? Another festival? Holy multiple stage orgasm, Batman! Looks like yet another summer festival is shaping up, and it’s not on the East or West Coast!! Suckers. I am starting to theorize that this is a way for the musical acts that never hit spots in the Midwest (constantly clinging to coasts), to make up for their selfish ways. Or maybe they just want a central location? Regardless, K Rock Kuyahoga Festival is starting to turn Cleveland into an Emerald City.. for a weekend, anyways. Sonic Youth, The Go! Team, and other acts are also taking to the stage. Check out some festival information and some tracks.
Easter is approaching quickly. What better way to gear up for the Bunny/Egg/Jesus Resurrection Holiday than a Bunny Apocalypse?
This site gives a pretty good chuckle. If you have overwhelming compassion for Peeps or other marshmellow animals, do not visit this site.